First Impression Enthusiast Mugs

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

Nailed him on the first date.

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'My agent told me to bring some arm candy.'

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

I brought a little ice breaker.'

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

Social Issues.

"Try this one. It's a first edition."

"Who here likes impressions?"

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'

"That was a F-16 breaking the sound barrier, now here's my.."

Counter culture is friendly:'Have a great day!'

'Do you guys like impressions? This one is a random kid I went to school with.'