First Hobby Prints

The Hobby Store

Television Readers.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Audio Books

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

The Origami Society...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'First of all, relax.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'My first camera'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.