First Harvest Prints

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Who's the new guy?'

Gardener

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

The Scenic Route

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Child cutting her brother's hair

Haircuts

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'He solved his first equation today.'

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

Man having difficulty shaving

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"Look! It's a picture of your first goal in your first soccer game!"

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Apples!