First Dive Mugs

Scuba.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Just be yourself."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Airport Security.

'Are we there yet?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The World's Easiest Airport

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Fish snorkling above water.

Airplane Mode.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

The Perfect Cannonball

Mermaid Art

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'