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"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Works every time.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Instant Gratification Cafe.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Baking

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Last Chance for Everything.

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

A complimentary biscuit

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"The cookies are always stale."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"