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"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Works every time.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Baking

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Last Chance for Everything.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

A complimentary biscuit

"The cookies are always stale."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'