First Car Ride With Baby Mugs

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

Road Test

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Going on Holiday with Kids

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

Car party.

Baby Mums.

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

Letting Go

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."