First Art Exhibition Pillows

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Private Viewing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're no Pollock.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Instant art