First Anniversary T-Shirts

'Awesome erosion!'

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

Killer Executive Suits.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

LAY ZEE FUK

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Demure lady with gloves

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "