Fireworks Enthusiast Prints

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

July 4th, 2020 Fireworks

"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."

'Top floor, please.'

Mom to other about hyper kid: 'Our little firecracker was born on the fourth of July. That's why we named him 'Boomer'.'

'If Guy Fawkes had tried to blow up bankers he'd be a hero today.'

I start teaching summer school next week...

'I've got PTSD.'

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

'Yes, but is it the right thing to do?'

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

Bye bye Donnie

Happy New Year! 'We survived 2020!'

New Year in London

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Monster Clown

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Sparklers

Bayonne Festival

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

July 5...payback.