Firewall Fan Mugs

"Big data, firewalls and would-be hackers, they're nothing new . . ."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

En garde!

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

En-guard dog.

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Trainspotters.

'Cold enough for you?'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Old Man Winter

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Frozen Fish

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.