Firearms Manufacturer Mugs

In Texas, Smith and Wesson beats a royal flush.

Bribes for Jabs

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

'Democracy, okay?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

The Jumping Tank

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

What?

Ancient Weapons

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Global Arms Trade

Panzer Hut.

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!