Fire Safety Officer Mugs

"Why did I come in here?"

"These fire drills are getting pretty intense."

In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

The interrogation of Freddy the Fire Alarm.

"It's an escape route. You know, in case of fire."

'Believe me, you have a fire exit.'

Fire drill at Computer School

'The Grand Lama's gone nuts - We don't NEED fire drills!'

Personnel Dept. with employment ads stored in case of a fire.

'I'm sorry, ma'am. My computer says our fire station has been closed down by Boris Johnson.'

"Petersen, trade supervisory board. I'd like to check your sprinkler system."

"Our smoke alarm is not only smart, it's also sensitive. Visiting a website that has a video of a fire set it off."

Arson causing Forest Fires

"He invented it. He shoulda had a way to put it out."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Smokey The Tree"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

The New Normal

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.