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'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Dancing Doctor

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Gross."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"Turn your head and cough."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Doctor surrounded by notes.

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"Well, there's nothing in the rules that says baboons can't perform surgery, so what the hey, let's give him a shot."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Graduate

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

Philosophy Class for Proctology Students

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

"Congratulations, Doc, you got a 'thumbs up' on Facebook!"

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

Gynecology pigeon hole

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.