Finishing Medical School T-Shirts

'Congratulation on your medical degree, son...you owe me $300,000 for school loans.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Fighting the Pandemic

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Dog forced to return bone

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'What's holding him up?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

En garde!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Gross."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'