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"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Fine Print Letters

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Johannes Gutenberg

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"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Breakfast Printing Press

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Your medical insurance doesn't cover 'Acts of God' like illness"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

Large Print Book

Large Print Librarian.

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'Print is Dead.'

Emblematic Print of the South Sea Bubble.

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

'That's where we at the fine print.'

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'