Fine Art Aficionado Prints

Time Smoking a Picture.

J. M. W. Turner

'Art Appreciation'

Sculpting a Woman's Backside

'My husband has an acquiring eye.'

"It says this is Michelangelo's earliest known work. The title is simply 'Mom'."

Art Gallery

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

That shows business confidence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

The height of fashion in 1796

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Horti-Culture

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Distractions Of The Great

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'