Finding A Partner Mugs

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'I know I've met Mr. Right this time - we both hate Jim Carrey!'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'That's amazing. According to the computer, I'm your perfect match!'

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Hi, I was sent by the temp office. They said you needed a husband."

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

'I finally found Mr Right!'

"I'm perfectly capable of finding a husband myself mother."

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Ultimately love would find her...

Tasty.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'You never kiss me like that.'

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Take You Home

'We met online.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

'Santa ! Bring my Baby Back!' - 'You didn't tell me she was hot!'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"But he's no longer with us."

"The full partner look."

"I want to get rich while you're still beautiful."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."