Financially Frugal Friend Pillows

" I thought you wanted to know how much you had in your account."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"We're going to need more pets."

Expensive greeting cards.

'How much did you save this year?'

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Gas prices up.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

"You're home early. Was it your round?"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'