Financial Upheaval T-Shirts

Two ragged men talking about law

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"I just..."

Wanna talk about it?

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Business jargon : 'significant negative growth' translated into : 'we are dead broke !'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

Stress.