Financial Trends Pillows

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"We haven't received our bailout yet. Will you accept an IOU?"

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Wall Street Couch

Tariff Wars

A Macaroni in 1772

Made in China

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Keeping warm.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'