Financial Tightrope Walker Pillows

"I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Information Tightrope.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Fly Tightrope walker

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Frankie and Annette.

Hire Wire Act

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Trapeze artists commuting

Tightrope Walker.

High-Wire-Dip

The Great Laundini

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Tightrope Walker

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

'George and I met on line!'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer

Disraeli Engineers the Anglo-Turkish Convention

Risky investor

"On your left."

"Ooh, we're so impressed."