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Throwing Money Away

Man jumping off a building while another leans out telling him he has won the lotto.

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Time to buy.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.