Financial Theorist Mugs

Cashpoint / ATM - Double or Nothing?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Wall St. or True Love.

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'The recession is over, again.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I just..."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'