Financial Stress Prints

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

How America Was Re-Won

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

No Money

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

In case of insolvency break glass.

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'How can you sleep at night?'

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'