Financial Stargazer Mugs

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

A man looks up at the earth

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Imagination Navigation.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Baby Scientist

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Dog Howling the Moon way

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.