Financial Stargazer Mugs

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Imagination Navigation.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

A man looks up at the earth

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Baby Scientist

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.