Financial Security Mugs

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'You're right...It is our state pension.'

Aggressive investing.

Boomers.

'It's all very well not trusting the banks, but I'm getting a nose bleed.'

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

Worried about the future? We have worst-case-scenario funds!

"Mr. Purvison, your only hope or a secure retirement is a short life span."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'We don't want to sleep on it, it's to put our savings under.'

"Jim was determined to make the right decisions about his pension. He insisted on studying all the options, hundreds of them..."

They want us to work longer...

"The real question these days isn't whether you should buy gold, but whether you have any money in the first place."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

'It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl as long as it'll make enough money for a good retirement home for us!'

Nest Egg

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"You can collect 75% at age 62, but if you wait until "Get Off My Lawn' age..."

New Age: Retirement Plan

'Can you believe this bank? . . . Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'Money can't buy you hapiness you know.'

"Just what exactly is your generation going to do about my generation's social security?"

'I can't explain it, but somehow, when I walk past here, I feel strangely insecure.'

'Questionable future for the Elderly'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"It's true that many people do rely upon 'downsizing' to fund a pension..."

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'