Financial Reformist Gifts

'So that's agreed then. . . in future you only accept 'grotesquely excessive bonuses' as opposed to 'unimaginably overinflated' ones!'

'We pay for K-12 for the kids and social security for our parents, but bailing out rich bankers again is asking too much!'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Minimum wage.

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

Wall Street In Jail

Bank Robbery Statistics

Merkel's shadow.

Sick America

How Americans Can Get Help

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

'Excited by the quarterly report?'

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

"Any thoughts on how we might mark black history month?"

'It's so reassuring to know that the Fed is standing at the ready to continue destroying the value of the dollar.'

"Do you accept credit card?"

"Russia is run by rich oligarchs. America is run by rich insurance companies."

I Want to be a Drone President

Homeless man being offered pre-approved mortgage loan

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'