Financial Policy Prints

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

'Debt Ceiling Risky Business'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I approve of the way he's mishandling the economy."

'Inflation is as Easy as Lying' - Capital Divided the Dollar in Front of Labourer

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Roe v. Wade

Economy

Think Tank

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Pre-Old Blues

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

survival of the fittest

Recession

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'