Financial Policy Geek Mugs

Mario Draghi

"Good boy."

The day the stock market went UP.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Tariffs"

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Euro Bait

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

"Italy just bought France."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Trump Tariffs

Tree of Public Opinion.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."