Financial Optimists Pillows

"I've just been notified by Publisher's Clearing House that I may have already won ten million dollars, but in case I haven't I need money to fix my driveway."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

To Stock Exchange

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

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Learning from economics

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

Do-over

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

World News for 2018

"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."

'Excited by the quarterly report?'

"Do you accept credit card?"

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The Manifestation of Dreams