Financial Optimist Mugs

'Yes, I'm already in debt, but not HOPELESSLY in debt.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

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"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

To Stock Exchange

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

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'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Learning from economics

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"Do you accept credit card?"

'Excited by the quarterly report?'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

fortune teller and credit card.

'Hello, this is the Department of the Treasury - Good morning so far.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

'I'm sorry, your broker is no longer available. He's been replaced by an app.'

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

Investments Cock-Eyed Optimists.