Financial Modeling Mugs

"This is where things started getting really weird."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

The Style of Elements

The Hobby Store

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Will work for ETFs

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A Day In The Kitchen

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Why do you need so many computers?

Granny with balanced pie chart

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"After an extensive analysis of your company's strengths and weaknesses our recommendation is to give us more money."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'