Financial Irony Aficionados Mugs

"I'm glad you came in. You're behind on your getaway car payments."

End the Winter Blues

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

"It's a bill."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Regarding earnings guidance, as my mother used to say: 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything'. I'll be shutting up now."

The Recession Hole.

Credit Crunch Man.

'Who's the wise guy?'

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

'Rumors...'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

"He's all the stimulus I need."

Foreclosure

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

'We're not allowed to employ bankers anymore.'

' . . . but have you had a nice time?'

'Would it be possible to fire last year's 40,000 employees a second time?'

'and what do you do?'

Executioner hit in stomach bythe head he has just cut off

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

First Church of Fiscal Morality: The Meek Shall Inherit The National Debt!

An office collection for an employee penniless from too many office collections

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

'Ok...so then we're agreed that it's all about me!'

Doorman with Angel Wings