Financial Goal Setting Pillows

'Your 401k doesn't look a day over 20.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Reach for the Star.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Watering Money

Go! Means NOW!

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

What else is there to wish for?

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'