Financial Gain Mugs

'Yeah, I bought it with the profits I made from day trading - ran me $150,000 per pound.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Business is a game.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

I got the raise

"I think he's been capitalised!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Making Money.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

Business Ventures – Acquiring Minds Want To Know.

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"This isn't really helping."

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."