Financial Gain Mugs

'Yeah, I bought it with the profits I made from day trading - ran me $150,000 per pound.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Business is a game.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'Till debt do us part...'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

I got the raise

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

Making Money.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

'Ironically, despite our exponential growth, we have to downsize...'

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

Business Ventures – Acquiring Minds Want To Know.

"This isn't really helping."