Financial Fuss Fighter Mugs

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Roasting the Moneybox

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Student Debt

Wall Street In Jail

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Breaking Through

Stress on GPs

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'

Man robbed by medical center.

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'