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'You have a payment disorder.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

Teller - Hand over some money! I need to pay my bank charges.

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

Mortgage,insurance,and pension holding you back.

'In the interest of full disclosure, we're changing the name of our fund from 'Sky High' Investments to 'Lagging Investments.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

Running Inflation

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'You've had everything else, so I suppose that now you want blood.'

Tax man on persons back

"My main problem ow is physician-assisted bankruptcy."

"What term do I want for the loan? Long enough to get out of the gas station!"

Student Debt

"Personally, I prefer seeing the graduates dance across the stage."

Paradise Papers

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I'm doing hard time - 25 years to life for student loans."

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

Breaking Through

I'm unpoor! You're what? You're looking at an employed man. After seven years of unemployment, I just got a job at Walmart. It pays slightly more than minimum wage. Congrats. The first thing I'm going to do with my new-found wealth is buy a new pair of undies. I haven't bought a new pair of undies since 2007. The second thing I'll do is pay down the interest on the principal on one of my credit cards. America is back, baby!

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

"The bank turned down our application for a 'Get Off The Desert Island Loan.'"

Lower Middle Class

Turning the Tables Around

Pinched by the Revenue Boys

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

"...And we just paid off our student loans."

Don't get me started about the poor . . . because of them I can't afford to retire.

"Would you believe it? I'm still trying to pay off my student loan."

Financial Troubles

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."