Financial Forecasting Enthusiast Mugs

"Hello, how can I help you?"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

European currency on the edge.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"I don't like the look of this."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

The Bullish World

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"This doesn't bode well."

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'