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'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Reading my Critics

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

European currency on the edge.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"I don't like the look of this."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

The Bullish World

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Cost of Terror.

'It's a glorious day over Wall Street today, with barely a 20 chance of the sky falling.'

"This doesn't bode well."

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."