Financial Flirt Prints

'I'll tell you what turns me on...a rising profits chart!'

'I feel that together, we could do some great things!'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Your place or mine?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Barman In Love.

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."