Financial Executive Prints

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

Banker bonus slashed to 50K.

"Darwinian Socialism—by God, we may be onto something."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"They understand that our bonuses should reflect the moral high ground...the higher the better."

River Bank Corp: Do not disturb! Counting federal bailout cover for executive bonuses and golden parachutes.

"It's agreed, we invest our share of the $700 billion bailout in Lotto tickets."

Wall Street In Jail

'On yer bike!'

The Boneus of Contention

Pay Cheque - may contain noughts.

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Where your mind & battle are los

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"This position has become very important to the company."