Financial Endurance Explorer Pillows

I think I can...

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

The Bullish World

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

Man with a Plan

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Your in great shape...'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

What's a CEO's motivation?

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'