Financial Difficulty Support Pillows

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

No Money

"Homeowner please help."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

In case of insolvency break glass.

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

'Former stockbroker, took my own advice. Please help!'

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

"Married a local musician"