Financial Difficulty Support Pillows

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Homeowner please help."

No Money

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

In case of insolvency break glass.

Panhandling Pennybags

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"Married a local musician"

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'