Financial Crisis Surfer Mugs

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

City Redundancies - In? Out?

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Saving Spain

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

Capitalism.

Gold Crisis

The turbulent euro.

Economic

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

'Thinking about investing right now... my recommended position on the market is fetal.'

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'Sounds good to me, Frank. I'll have my money get in touch with your money.'

Floating on the stockmarket

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.