Financial Crisis Fighter Prints

"It is too a period of recovery."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Saving Spain

Student Debt

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

Breaking Through

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Stress on GPs

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

'How to handle market stress' book being thrown through investments office window.

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."