Financial Commentators Mugs

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'

Smoking away money.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

World Financial Mafia

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Trickledown economics

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'The Final Merger'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

Bureau of Inflation.

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Rebuilding the Economy.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

"The filthy rich"