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"I have a lot of student loans to pay back."

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

'Is robbing Peter to pay Paul like using your Mastercard to pay Visa?'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Investing your savings

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

"The way I juggle bills to balance the checkbook, I could be in the circus!"

"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

H&R Steak and Tax Prep.

'I'm afraid that we have now come to the bridge which we said we would cross when we came to it. . .'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

The Real Cost.

Christmas Bills

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

"Reach and touch us!? Hon - this phone bill knocks us for a loop!"

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

'I Thought you paid the bills LAST month.'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"You just don't understand the demands of the marketplace."

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Hospital bill will make you wish you were dead.

"It's between summer school in Brussels or home restructuring my student debt."

"It's the final demand for our defence bill."

"On second thought, maybe our joint account was a bad idea."

"Another fiscal event."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."