
'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'
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'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Trial by Media
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Schengen
"Good boy."
British savings accounts
Occu-Pie Mars
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Lynching on social media
Hate Platforms
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"You're fired."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'How fast can you hype?'
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
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