Filter Bubble Philosopher Pillows

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I, TikTok."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

Thank you bubbles

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Champagne Bubble

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Brickie's Mate

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Body by Jake