Film Scenes Prints

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I don't believe in you!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Monster Clown

Serenade for you...

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Street Performing Octopus

A monument gets down from his plinth.

All set for the summer holiday!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Joke Shop.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Umbrella fight.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."

Amateurs Night.

Forget Ryan Beardsley. Why? I'm so on his wave-length! He's way into the environment. No way! He's talking to the principal about recycling. Office. Indeed. If reusing Sally Sipe's English paper counts as recycling.

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

Still got those hiccups, eh?