Film Scenes Prints

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I don't believe in you!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Monster Clown

Serenade for you...

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Street Performing Octopus

Nativity Scene on the Underground

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

All set for the summer holiday!

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

Joke Shop.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

Umbrella fight.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."

Amateurs Night.

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."